NICOLAS CAGE

What is the deal with this guy? Why is he in every movie? Are there actual Nick Cage fans? He hasn't done an interesting role since Vampire's Kiss.

Yes that's billions with a B!

I can tell the difference between millions and billions, I don't need it pointed out to me. Thanks.

Violet shirts

Ok folks, what's with the freaking violet shirts? It's like somebody puked blueberries in the shirt aisle. Did some Very Important Celebrity wear a violet shirt on some Very Important TV Show? What has happened to humanity? You know they'll all be in the back of your closet this time next year. Save your pennies folks. And my eyes. No more violet shirts. Please.

Arguably

Let me put your mind at ease: I know I have the right to disagree with your opinion, debate or even argue with you.

Do you believe you've discovered the best digital camera? Live in the coolest neighborhood? Breed the sexiest chinchillas?

Then take a stand, grow a pair, and stop qualifying your opinion with "arguably."

Sports

Business models based on people forgetting to cancel

"After your 30-day FREE trial, your membership will automatically renew each month for just $34.95. You can keep your free introductory shit even if you cancel your membership" It's just not an honest way of doing business. See also, Late Fees

I loves me some . . .

Please people, let's put this one to rest.

Thin eyebrows and eyelashes

Like some old dude.

Cell phone sound quality

The last person to find this low level of call quality acceptable was Alexander Graham Bell.

When that book I want to read...

...isn't available as an audiobook. Take LIMITLESS (Alan Glynn), for instance. After mostly enjoying the movie, I was eager to hear the original novel while driving. Instead, I was forced to read it like some kind of 19th century egghead.

Aside from the indignity of reading printed words, I recommend it.

PS. Originally published as DARK FIELDS in the UK.

Marines pissing on dead people

Gratuitously Magical Creatures